As you already know my activities this past wk, let me elaborate on what I did when I wasn’t at home. Basically, I went for lang classes. Haha. Really. I went for French last mon at sch since it was FREE and shaz and corz were going. Pretty simple to persuade me to go huh. Haha. Anyways, it wasn’t what I expected at all. Firstly there were too many people in the class. And most of them were from either china, or Vietnam. Imagine the kind of chaos as the whole lot of them started making noise DURING the lesson. Wow. Amazing. I felt like I was in some sort of zoo market. And for that lesson, they bombarded us with tones of adjectives. Like we have the memory of elephants like that. Then at the end, they said they were going to give us the ppt slides. Well, if u’re just going to give us the word followed by the meaning, I think I can use my French dictionary for that. No need to waste electricity to switch on my computer. So all in all, it wasn’t a really good lesson. And the “teachers” were just students themselves. So, erm. Ya. Not interesting. At all. Ha. Ha. Ha. And we told shaz to teach us instead. I’m sure she would be able to teach better. Like, she would just teach the few of us in a grp and we can read up and practice the pronounciation with her and stuff whenever we see her. Cool huh. Turns out she’s so super excited about it that she actually had a nightmare of it that night. Wahha. Shhh I’m not supposed to reveal that here. She might just sue me. Or worse, refuse to teach me French. So zippppppp.

Oh and just yesterday, 25th march, I received a msg.. It was regarding a certain someone’s bdae (cant reveal in case she’s reading my blog. U never knw. Whaha.) anyway, this certain person’s bdae is in june. And the msg was asking us about our thought on the way the celebration was going to be held. Apparently they were going to hold it on 2 days. Right. Whats the date today again may I ask? 26th march. And u ask me about something that’s going to happen 3 months from now. Wow. I can sooo predict whether I would be free to attend on those 2 days. And what if the bdae girl already has plans to make her own perfect bdae party? Then when she gets ard to organize it, u surprise her by saying oh actually u don’t have to plan already. We planned for you something else 3 months ago. Ahem. If I were the bdae girl, I’m not sure whether I’ll be pleased or disappointed that I cant even plan my own party. Oh well, but im sure ppl will overlook that and presume that she would be jumping with delight at the thought that people were SOOO sweet and thoughtful to plan a surprise for her so long ago. and I too am happy for her that she has such great friends. But still, I cant say I’m relieved I had my own party the way I wanted it to be. I mean, seriously, for those that had already planned their birthday parties on their own before, I’m sure they would agree with me that thought tiring, it was a wonderful and fun experience. Exceptions for lazy people of coz. Ha ha.ha. Anyway, I was going to have my exams in june. And they haven’t even released the actual dates yet. I mean, its ONLY MARCH FOR GOODNESS SAKE. Ahem. So ya, if the dates are released in may. I can only confirm in may then. So there. Don’t blame me. But of coz, to be fair. And nice. I would TRY to make it for at least one of those days if I could.

Anyways I read something hilarious Neil Humphrey the other day. He was talking about the first time he came to Singapore and got bitten by the mosquitoes.
“I’ve heard about the ferocity of the mosquitoes in Singapore. But since I was living on the 13th floor, I thought that unless the mosquitoes had rocket packs on them, it would be quite impossible for them to reach me.”
“I was wrong.” By the end of the week, my skin looked like beans on toast.”

Eew. Haha.

And there’s another one. continued. He was complaining to his pal from England too that the mosquitoes kept on biting him. And his pal said
“ yeah. I’m sure they only bite tourists.”

And neil said “so the next time u’re in a foreign country and u see a mosquito heading towards u, just sing that country’s national anthem or greet the mosquito in the country’s native lang. that would confuse and disorientate the mosquito and it would fly off in search of another tourist.”

Wahahahahahahahahahahahh

Imagine singing and greeting the mosquito. People might think that WE are the ones that are confused and disorientated. Lol.

And there’s something about hornets. He was saying that he saw this sign that stated “do not disturb the orange hornets. They attack if offended.”
And he said “how on earth do u offend the hornets? Go up to them and say “I’m sorry but orange is just not ur colour?”

Wahahahahahha. Omg. That is so lame. But so hilarious at the same time. Hahha. I love him man… am still reading and looking for more funny quotes. Till then!